Gorillas in the Mist 2: Gorilla War! Flight of the Navigator 2! The Value of Dictionaries! The Big Year: Movie Review! The World of Demolition Man! Vandals of God’s Greatest Creations! The News Worth Knowing! Alabama Fugitive Caught! Protestors March on the Capitol! Baby Formula Shortage! Pro-Choice Protestors Picket at Pelosi’s Pad! Miracle Landing in Florida! Flag Saved From Trash!
Thwipp!
A Spider-Man Poem! Birthdays! Poetry! “If You Like Cheese Enchiladas…”! Horses and My Niece! The People Who Report People! I Miss My Dog! This Roe Vs Wade Thing! The News Worth Knowing! “Racist Jerkfaces”! Dave Chappelle Attack! Riots in L.A.! Britney Griner Update! Poop Emoji Drops Stink Bomb! The Clowders of Hawaii!
King of the World
Dreaming! Scammer Payback! Writers Like Gavin McInnes and Hunter S. Thompson! ‘Compliance’ Movie Comments! The King of the World! The News Worth Knowing! Fauci’s Late to the Party! EU Accused Russia of Blackmail! Strange Twitter Numbers! Elon Musk Talks Censorship! Bride Doses Wedding Guests with Pot! Mark Wahlberg: Pious or Promotion?
High Spirits
High Spirits! 4/20 (Maybe We’re Too High)! Put the Bunny Back in the Box! Buy Candy (Frugality)! Debunking Ghost Videos! Ghost Talking Apps! Why America Isn’t Racist! The News Worth Knowing! Student Loan Forgiveness! Elongated Muskrat VS Netflix! Black Lives Matter! Libs of TikTok Doxxed! Respect the Crazy! Greater Love Hath No Man Than This…
Bamf! I Crapped My Pants!
A Nightwing Poem! RIP Gilbert Gottfried! Super Hero Drawbacks! A New Exploration Age! Servers Still Wearing Masks! My Nursing Home! The News Worth Knowing! New York Subway Shooting! China: Dystopian Nightmare! Immigrant Busses From Texas Arrive in DC! Psaki Blames Greg Abbott for Inflation! NBA Game Paused Due to “Glue Girl” Protestor! Chick-Fil-A Tease!
Spider Milk
April Fool’s and Groundhog Day! Spider Milk! Get Him to the Greek Movie Review! A Cigar is Just a Cigar! Capitalist Super-Heroes! The News Worth Knowing! Sacramento Shooting Suspect’s Violent Past! Substack Trolls Twitter Employees! “Fasting From Whiteness” for Lent! Jimmy Fallon Mocks CDC! Biden Shunned When Obama’s Around! Blankets of Hope!
It Slaps!
Will Smith Drama! Dear Chris Rock..! Dear Will Smith..! Dear Jada Pinkett Smith..! The Use of Slaps! The News Worth Knowing! Academy Board of Governors Meeting Planned! Disney’s Wokeness! Putin Running Out of Steam! Boebert Does the Right Thing! Ron Perlman’s Ignorant Rant! Conservative Activist Cleans Up Cities!
Shoot Me in the Butt
Caveman Dreams! 100 YouTube Subscribers (Shoot Me in the Butt)! Nerd Transformer! Road Rage: Lessons Learned! Skipping Woodstock 1994! The News Worth Knowing! “Define ‘Woman’”! More Russian Threats! The Lia Thomas Controversy! Brittney Griner Jailed in Russia! Hillary Clinton Trolled on Twitter! Super-Hero: The Door-Man!
Yo, Joe!
Yo, Joe! Genesis 2:19 (Adam Names the Animals)! Cats are Jerks! Existential Panda! Top 5 Always Sunny Episodes! The News Worth Knowing! Zelenskyy Panders to Americans! Kamala Harris is a Moron! Russia Wants Alaska Back! Who Cares About Wyoming? Teacher Union Leader Ukraine Flag Fail! Shelter Dog Becomes K-9 Hero!
BatCat
Early Start! The Price of Energy Rant! Radioactive Fallout! The Batman: Movie Review! Is Depression Selfish? The News Worth Knowing! Keystone Pipeline Worker Say He Warned Us! Putin Underestimated Ukraine! Liberal Media Propaganda on Ukraine! ‘Catastrophe’ For Putin! Humanitarian Efforts in Ukraine! Dog Rescued in Michigan!
Abbreviated
Fairest Feet in the Land! Crazy YouTube Numbers! The Large Hadron Collider! Kurt Cobain in Heaven! The Lone Ranger Vs Werewolves! Re-shuffle the Deck! Kindness from a Stranger on a Train! The News Worth Knowing! Russian Assault Continues! The Belarusian Factor! State of the Union: Kamala’s Correction! State of the Union: Drunk Pelosi! “Another Feather in Your Map”!
Cheese Bias
Dreams are Weird! I Hate Provolone! Black Sails Review! From Ruby Ridge to Ottawa to DC! I Dated a Woman in a Wheelchair Once…! The News Worth Knowing! Russia Invades Ukraine! Trucker Convoy, US-Style! Kentucky Woman Fights Against Masks! New York City Losing Transit Revenue! California School Board Makes Masks Optional! Chemo Comfort Bags!
Sexist Masochist
Apologies for Last Week! Rick and Morty Season 5! Shut In / Daily Wire Productions! “Spencer” Movie Review! A Karen in 1994! The News Worth Knowing! Durham Probe Revelations! San Francisco Citizens Recall Three School Board Members! Biden: No US Troops in Ukraine! Nevada Students Walk Out To Reinstate Mask Mandates! Bird Flock Crashes into the Ground! Master P’s American Experience!
Opposite Day
Pro-Choice! Global Warming! The Coming Global Communist Government! Content For Children? The Marginalized Tobias Funke! The News Worth Knowing! Trump Disrupts The GOP Again! Minsk Agreement: Solution for Ukraine? Beatty Vs Rogers in DC Metro! Biden’s Got Your Back! Dax Shepard’s Funky Feet! Billy Eilish Saves A Life!
Radioman Day
Free Advice! Radioman Day! Man Overboard! Fake News ‘68! P - K4! Missile Hazard! “This Ship is F’ed Up”! Sea Bat! Assignment: Red Beach! Hijacking a Train! Beer Ball Game! Racist Chili! Hugh Hefner’s Phone Call! The News Worth Knowing! BLM Week in Schools! Police Being Targeted! Canada’s Freedom Convoy! Whoopi Goldberg Suspended! Death of a Groundhog! Free Homes For Foster Families!
Sharks in Black Face
Sunset at Sea! Cartoonish Ghosts! War in Ukraine? Sharks in Black Face! A Couple of Navy Stories! The News Worth Knowing! Russia’s Hubris! “Comedian” Films Shoplifter in New York! Shooting in New York Emergency Room! Maryland Schools Mask For All Time! Feeding Meth to Squirrels! Escape From Afghanistan!
Feed Me, Seymour
A Rough Start! Herpes! ADD Potpourri! A Successful Robocop Program? I Still Carry A Mask! Good Ol’ Fashioned Rumble! The News Worth Knowing! Meager High School Lunches! Colbert, Sinema, and The Hamburgler! Texas Synagogue Hostage Situation! Virginia Voters Swing to the Right! That’s Why You Learn Martial Arts! “Potholegate” Vigilantes!
It SIMs To Me...
Winter Storm! In Defense of Picard! Dice! Too Drunk to Play! The Last Ship (Shoulda Joined the Coast Guard)! The News Worth Knowing! Ted Cruz’s Temper! Paul Vs Fauci…Again! Baby Rescued! Empty Shelves in DC! A Car For Fish? Florida Cops Save Woman From Burning Car!
The Star Trek Episode
Good Things About Star Trek: The Next Generation! Surrender at Farpoint! The Ferengi and Other Capitalists! Miscellaneous! The Original Series Vs The Next Generation! The News Worth Knowing! Retirements in Democratic House! Marines Discharged For Vaccine Refusal! RIP John Madden! Rob Schneider’s Tesla Breakdown! ‘Let’s Go Brandon!’ Phone Call with Biden! Everyday Super-Hero in Ohio (Captain Deshawn)!
The Best X-Mas Episode Ever!
Welcome and Philadelphia! A Christmas Story! Scrooged! It’s A Wonderful Life! Die Hard! Home Alone! Gremlins! The News Worth Knowing! ‘Woke’ Military Leadership! Lieber Found Guilty for Chinese Ties! Kim Potter Jury Possibly Deadlocked! Atlanta Fire Department Makes Rescue! Heroic Amazon Driver! Heroic Fire Fighters to be Honored!