Hill Hippie’s Birthday! Our Genetic Similarities With Bananas and Fruit Flies! the madman hates Valentine’s Day and Accidentally Kills his Conscience! Twitter Handle License Plates! The News Worth Knowing! Roller Coaster Tycoon Disney Challenge! Haters Gonna Hate! Facebook Censorship Fail! Tom Brokaw’s Faux Pas! Pissing Off Sea Lions! The Highest Chair Force Honors!
Trolls and Restraining Kits
Alone, the madman rants about Rebecca Felgate, British Accents, and his hatred of football! EK scares the madman! Rants about Trolls and Trolling! The Basics of Humor! The News Worth Knowing! Scoot Airlines Trouble! North to Drop Off, South to Pick Up! Covington High School Controversy! “Save Me From The Horses”! Bad Dog! Good Dog!
50% Beastiality
Hill Hippie’s recovering from an illness and the madman discusses bleeping the “C” word! Human-Sheep Hybrids! Beard Guy’s Death! madman raves about black women! Weird People (Other Than Us)! The Difference Between Baklava and Balaclava! Growing Cotton On The Moon! Getting Shot By Your Dog! Build The Wall! Serial Killer’s Playlist! River of Chocolate! Reading 50,000 Birthday Cards!
Pockets Full Of Chicken
Hill Hippie’s Winter Mushrooms! madman mentions the Golden Globes! Zombie Insects! Mr. McFeely’s Speedy Delivery! madman’s desire to revive Saved By The Bell! The News Worth Knowing! Naked Fine Dining! Hackers! Joyriders! Wyoming Plague Cats! Free Chicken! Swimming Skills!
Chonky Otters
The madman is furious as he is left to start the show alone and he repeatedly fires EK. Despite this, the madman wishes everyone a Happy New Year! the madman talks about Jordan Peterson and Retro Gaming! Ben Shapiro’s Punch-able Face! Sammy Sosa’s Changing Face! EK Loves Simon Pegg! Jane Curtin’s Killing Spree! Cops Love Donuts! Let’s Drop The Big One! Fat-Shaming An Otter! How The Grinch Sold A Home! Hero Cops!
Sexy 10-Speed Bicycle
Hill Hippie Harasses the Holy! the madman Has Regrets! The Richard Grayson Murders! the madman Fears Barbers! Defeating the madman By the Numbers! the madman Wants to Decorate Your Mansion! 911 Dispatchers! Hill Hippie’s Garden (Trippin’ With the Fam)! Trouble in River City! Sock Sniffers! How Not to Christmas! Bambi! Weed for Burgers! How to Properly Christmas! Happy Holidays from Shock Monkey Radio!!!
Getting Our Jollies
Skiing in a Car! Snowy Weekend! Taking Back “Jolly”! Hill Hippie Ruins Christmas! Madman Ruins Math! Alice’s Social Media Profile! Man vs Marlin! A Writer in Misery! Truck Hunting! Cops Troll Thieves! Chubby Faces! The Difference Between “Slutty” and “Funny”! America!
Fish Chicks Dig Scars
the madman lowercase reviews Bohemian Rhapsody! Followed by the Mail Bag and Rebecca Felgate’s Mum! Hill Hippie Informs Us About ‘Mad Honey’! Trapped in a Pipe! Nuclear War Scenarios! Hunting Season! “Check ‘Yes’ If You Are a Terrorist”! Engagement Rings! Legalizing Snowballs!
Smells All Purple-y
The Hill Hippie fondly remembers Thanksgiving! the madman has been reading! Superman’s Privates! Attraction to Drawings! Timely Celebrity Gossip! Coheed and Cambria References! Excessive Holiday Decorations! “You know nothing, John Chau.”! Pizza Topping Debates! Exploding Vape Pens! Don’t Deny Me Chicken! Stupid Traditions! Best Wedding Date Ever! The Inchworm Bandits! Snitches Get Stitches!
MUST EAT A$$!!!
Alone at first, the madman talks about not liking Mondays! A few mind drum set solos later, the madman rants about being over 40 and single! Eventually the Hill Hippie arrives to talk about how humans are the worst! Wasted BJs! Anger Management! Bill Nye FTW! Bill Maher and Stan Lee! “That’s my Dad right there!”! Blowing Up The Bathroom! How NOT to Propose Marriage! LAN Party! Copy and Paste Love!
Cornered By Seals
Hill Hippie has a hit out on him! the madman talks about Sea of Thieves! The Shock Monkies raise a glass to Stan Lee! the madman whines about YouTube! Hill Hippie’s Garden! Ghosts need an upgrade! the madman berates a listener! Armie Hammer is a D-Bag! Window Seats! Food Fight! Stabbing Seals! Doin’ It In Self-Driving Cars! Ending on a Happy Note!
The Jellyfish Cuddles
Hill Hippie talks about an epic mushroom season and the madman talks about his favorite flavors of candy! The madman goes on a deep dive on “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”! EK Catches Up and Hill Hippie warns of the dangers of swallowing slugs! Ex-Military Hilarity! The News Worth Knowing! Ted Cruz Zingers! Umbilical Cord Jewelry! “Merverts”! You’re So Vain! Just Keep Swimming! A Good Dog!
PoundMeToo
the madman lowercase is left alone with Hannah B the Intern as EK the DJ and The Hill Hippie rush to her aid. Chinese Finger Traps! Nightwing’s Sexy Butt Returns! Halloween Costume Ideas! the madman likes sticking his fingers in stuff! Become a Patron! Nymphomaniac Facts! Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass! EK Finally Shows Up…With A Bible! Haunted Houses! Tequila Caused You To Fall Down the Stairs! London Bouncers vs The Jacksonville Jaguars! “Inflatable Colon” by Ed Gein! Mookie Betts Feeds the Homeless!
“DJ Jazzy Jeff”
the madman confronts Ben Franklin! Hill Hippie educates us on Science! A Silo full of Jell-O…wait…Gummy Bears…wait…Bubble Wrap! Burping the Worm With Sarah’s Consent! The Best Concert Ever (Better than Hootie and the Blowfish!)! Racist Virginians (other than us)! Deleting Fortnite! John 15:13! Giant Spiders! A Grumpy Owl!
Fart Races on the ISS
A Plethora of Mushrooms! Sea of Thieves! Terrorist Care Bears! Cooking Wild Mushrooms! Saving Face on Voyager 2! Farting on the International Space Station! Beer and Global Warming! Shark Prevents Kill Stealing! Calling 911 on Whales! The Return of Louis C.K.? Python Safe-Crackers!
Honey and Milk
EK works hard trying to spin 4 plates as Hill Hippie and the madman lowercase talk about McDonald’s Kiosks. Eventually, EK Catches Up and The Hill Hippie takes us to a dark place for a change. Sea of Thieves! More Weird Tirades! Liberal Tears! Cursive! Natty Light! The Best Use of Watermelon! Banksy’s Genius! Unreasonable Girlfriends! Stupid Boyfriends!
"Eva! Get back in zee car!"
Viking Accountants! Hitler’s Complex Relationship! Pizza Guy Fantasies! The Break-up of Genesis! Show Rivalry! Fudge Hatred! Aging JLA Members! Youtube Woes! Theoretical Blueberry Physics! Buying a Child in Walmart! Conservative Rants! Burt Reynolds’ Firebird! Horrible Russian Investments! Jayson Werth! Positive Final Story!
Spinning Plates…
Mushroom Rivals! Martian Colonies! Small Dreams! Bottles of Wine! Top Sails! Anna Faris’ Qualifications! Possible Guests! “Weird” Al Yankovic vs Bill Cosby! Superman! Spices! Tubes in Throats! Sex Robots! Eat More Tubesteak! Yet another Bridezilla! PTSD! The Perfect Beer for Thanksgiving!
#ChrisPrattsDong
The Hill Hippie talks about mushrooms, EK talks about Trump, and the madman talks about Stolen Valor. Spirit Animals and Keri Russell, The Hollywood Left, Stoned Lobsters, and Exploding Vape Pens. 40+ Hunger Games and Tangled Squirrels . At some point we mentioned Chris Pratt…
World Leader Fight Club
Beware Barry Sanchez!
The Hill Hippie and the madman remember 9/11 in their own unique way until EK gets scared by a lizard in the studio. the madman lowercase shamelessly self-promotes Shock Monkey Clothing and Mugs. The madman frets about trolls as The Hill Hippie frets about Hurricane Flo. Not to mention The News Worth Knowing…