A Loose Turkey! Rain, Autumn, and Pollen All At Once! Random Presidency! Madman Respects Scotland! The News Worth Knowing! Joy Reid’s Freedom of Speech! Stealing From Walgreen’s! Appalling Chicago Violence! Schumer’s Faux Pas! Don’t Use Condoms in Tokyo! Rescue by Russian Spider-Men!
Kryptonite By The Gram
Crazy Eddie’s Metropolis Super Gold and Pawn! Centralia, Pennsylvania and Ben Wyatt! Memorial Day Thoughts! The World is Not a Safe Place! The News Worth Knowing! BLM Whistle-Blower! Margaret Renkl Has No Friends! Portland Violence and Lab Leak! Woman Vs Brown Bear! Chuck Schumer is Not Funny! Drunk Teen Breaks Into AirBnB Full of Cops!
60 In A 55
Mike Vs Everything and Ian Crossland! A Day in the Life of Lex Luthor! Namor and Aquaman! “Thank You For Your Service”! Madman’s Mail Bag! The News Worth Knowing! Woke Federal Banks! The Woke Education System! What’s the Big Deal? More Anti-Semitic Violence in Times Square! #CoverTheHate ! Coming Home to Family!
History Wants to Happen
Save Yourselves! Review! 11.22.63 Review! Who Needs a Heart? Who Wants to Live Forever? I’m Going to Want an Apology! The News Worth Knowing! Biden on Masks and Pipelines! McCarthy’s Opposition to Jan 6 Commission! Lt.Col. Lohmeier Speaks Out! Second Amendment Alive and Well in Washington! Kitten in Yiadom’s Maserati! Bringing Justice Home - Your Community Cares!
The Raspberry Pirates
The Purple Pie Man’s Debt! I Can’t Find My G.I. Joes! The Evil That Could Live in Each of Us! The Meta-Planet of the Apes! The News Worth Knowing! East Coast Fuel Shortage! Five Abandoned Girls and Texas! Tiger Loose in Houston! More New York Violence in Times Square! Utah Climber Saved! The Perfect Dog for the Job!
Pulling Legs
May the 4th! A Date in Centreville! The Bill and Melinda Gates Divorce! Senator Tim Scott’s Rebuttal! Y’all Need Jaysus! The News Worth Knowing! Hate Crime in Times Square! LA Woman Berates Police Officer! The Woke CIA Recruitment Video! Coca-Cola Pauses Diversity Training! Adam Sandler and IHOP! NY Cops Buy Socks for Homeless Shoplifter!
WWWWD?
The New Look! Uma Thurman’s Fish Face! Alien Abductions Are BS! Cannibal Questions! What Would Wonder Woman Do? The News Worth Knowing! Police Shooting in Spotsylvania! Biden Administration Sanctions Russia! Newsom Recall and Caitlyn Jenner! Washington Post’s Bias! Breaking Into Denny’s Twice! Funky (Meth) Pickles!
Four Twenty
April 20th! Justice Delayed is Not Justice Denied! The Orville Review! The News Worth Knowing! Maxine Waters in Minnesota! DeSantis Anti-Riot Bill! BLM Protesters Make A Mistake! Cat Smuggler in Panama! Meth Burrito in Houston! Man Vs Bobcat!
Pitter Patter
Pregnancy Must Be the Worst! Letterkenny Review! Flat-Earthers and Their Ilk! City-States Suck! Q-Words and Sn-Words! The News Worth Knowing! Minnesota Police Chief Resigns! ABC, NBC, and CBS Use Soft Languages on the Riots! BBC Fields Complaints on Prince Phillip Coverage! Teacher Berates Students in Leaked Zoom Video! Brian Stelter Wants Selfies! Texas Homeless Man Changes His Life!
Propaganda Preferences
Horse Hexes and Curses! Nerd Predators! MLB and the All-Star Game! Sympathy for Kamala! Steven Crowder and Big Tech! The News Worth Knowing! All-Star Game Moved to Colorado! 60 Minutes and Yellow Journalism! Mayor John Lee Joins the GOP! Governor Greg Abbott and the Texas Rangers! Branson Ghost Town Trespassers! Penny Paycheck Problem!
Memo Bis Punitor Delicatum
Humpty Dumpty Wounds! Great Movie Rants Part III! Willy Wonka: Super-Villain! Gaming With Your Gut! Rick and Morty Comments! The News Worth Knowing! Hotels For Migrants! Illegal Immigrants Get Priority In SDUSD! News Flash: Jim Acosta Loves Jim Acosta! Hate Crimes on the Rise! Sheet Music is Racist! Bluetooth Nightlight Picks Up Audio From Porn!
300 Bucks a Week
“Look Here, Tim Pool”! Great Movie Rants Part 2 (Tom Hanks Edition)! Baseball Life Lessons! Porn in the 90s! First NCO Roommate! The Betty/Veronica Debate! The News Worth Knowing! AZ Mayor Worried About Immigrants! Biden is Hidin’! Cuomo’s Arousal! The Prospect of DC Statehood! Columbia University Segregation! UPS Driver Honored By Customers!
Suppositories and Catheters
Suppositories and Catheters! Patreon, Parler, Bill O’Reilly, and Tomi Lahren! A Box of Old Cassettes! Great Movie Rants! Madman’s Mail Bag! The News Worth Knowing! Migrant Surge at the Border! Nevada Democrat Party Staff Quits! Death Penalty Banned in LA! YAL Skidmore Rejected! Snyder Cut Accidentally Released Early! UTLA Teachers Told Not to Post Vacation Pics!
Seek And Ye Shall Find
Game of Thrones Ruined Porn! We Want a Gift! Two Sentence Sit-Coms! Obi-Wan the Stalker! Ozark Review! The News Worth Knowing! Dr. Seuss Cancelled! Chicago’s Weekend of Violence! The CPAC Fallout! The Cuomo Brothers! A Horrible Camp Site! A Good Samaritan in Florida!
Coke or Pepsi?
Nigel Reads the Warning! Dogs: The Silent Witness! No More Rush (Limbaugh)! The Pepsi Challenge! The Queen of the Karens! The News Worth Knowing! CNN Covering For Cuomo! Pat Sajak Upsets Viewers! Fauci’s Mixed Messages! “Trump in Heels”! Qataris Hate Bikinis! Russian Dogs Turning Blue And Pink!
Spider-Man's Sewing Skills
A Dream About Ben Shapiro! “Aunt May, Can I Borrow the Sewing Machine?” The Valentine’s Whiskey Rant! Join Me On Champions Online! The News Worth Knowing! Severe Weather in the USA! Virtual Learning Negatively Affects Kid’s Health (Duh)! Senator Cotton Wants to Send the National Guard Home! Minneapolis Re-Funds the Police! A Dancing Health Inspector (Super-Karen)! TSA Officer Personally Helps Strangers!
Samuel Colt Made Them Equal
The Stuff Stuck In My Head! Undercover Brother Review! Jokes At A Funeral? Criminal Minds > Quantico Rant! Samuel Colt Made Them Equal! The News Worth Knowing! WHO Is In China’s Pocket! Rand Paul On Impeachment Trial! Robin Hood Facing Lawsuit! Husband of Cam-Girl Convicted! Tennis Bathroom Rules! Gorilla Glue is NOT Hairspray!
The Hubris of C-3PO
RIP Dustin Diamond! Life in a Northern Town! The Hubris of C-3PO! Cobra Has Taken Over America! Madman Explains the Game Stop Thing! The News Worth Knowing! FBI Agents Killed Serving Warrant! White House Screening Reporter’s Questions! Oklahoma Shooting Leaves Six Dead! Teacher’s Unions Are Lazy! Bernie Sanders’ MEME is Racist! Game Stop Stock Profiteer Donates To Children’s Hospital!
The S.S. Kandor
Jim’s Pranks! Shameless Self-Promotion! ‘Quantico’ Sucks (Review)! ‘The Devil All The Time’ Review! The JLA Needs Hobbies! The Patriot Party? The News Worth Knowing! The Filibuster Remains! Executive Order Kills Keystone XL Pipeline! Tulsi Gabbard Spits Fire! The Need to Re-Open Schools! NYC Needs to Re-Open Restaurants! Citizen’s Arrest!
Can't Be Batman, Can't Be God
I Took A Shower! The Value of Lies! “The Night is Mine!” God’s Yank! Killing in the Name of… The News Worth Knowing! Katie Couric on Bill Maher! Loyalty Tests for National Guard in DC! America Needs Deprogramming? Stevie Wonder Calls for ‘Truth Commission’! Landlord Squatter’s Rights! A New Bicycle!